So theses are some funny questions I want to see if you guys can get them right and if you do I will mention you in my next post

There are four doors the first one is red and has fire in it, the blue one has possesses thorns, the yellow door has lions that have been hungry for thousands of years, the green door is the one you just came throw and there is a guy on the other side who is trying to kill you which door do you go throw?

A purple rooster laid an egg on top of the roof then nine alien showed up to abduct that rooster which way would the egg roll off?